Conversation

"Mom!" Val hollered. "I want ice cream!"

"#Ask nicely."

"Pleeease can I have ice cream?"

"Ask nicely in Pig Latin"

"Ease-play an-kay I-way av-hay ice-way eam-kray?"

"Ask nicely, cheerleader style."

"Gimme a P, Gimme an L, Gimme an E, Gimme an A, Gimme an S, Gimme an E! What does it spell? PLEASE!"

"Ask nicely, but rhyming."

"Mama won't you stop your teasing?
And see about some child pleasing?
Please, I wanna cone of soft-serve!
It's the least that I deserve!"

#wss366 #microfiction