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Ah, the humble toaster: the modern alchemist's device! Simply place humble slices of bread into its maw and, with a surge of fire and lightning, behold the miraculous transformation into golden crispiness. Worship at its crumb-strewn altar and it shall serve you - but beware! For it demands a precise ritual with dials and levers to avoid offering you the blackened, charred sacrifices of yore. #ToastAlchemist