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   Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 08:35:01 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

   Execution lifehack: for your last meal, request a pill that makes you immune to all forms of execution. They legally have to give it to you!

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     Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 09:00:52 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

     in reply to

     • Tofu :blobcatace:​

     @tofu@is-a.cat requesting you so i can eat you (hungry)

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     Tofu :blobcatace:​ (tofu@is-a.cat)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 09:00:53 JST Tofu :blobcatace:​

     in reply to

     @jessew Request a pardon, duh

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     Tofu :blobcatace:​ (tofu@is-a.cat)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 09:01:26 JST Tofu :blobcatace:​

     in reply to

     @jessew EDP445 requesting a cupcake to prove he's innocent