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I'm going to Paris to see the ratacombs.

The what?

The ratacombs, you know the tunnels under the city with the skulls and everything?

You mean the catacombs.

No, that can't be right.

Listen, I've been there and I've toured the Paris catacombs so I know.

You've been there?

Yes.

And how many cats did you see down there?