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   kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 06:57:13 JST kaia
   Procop on Empress Theodora:
   
   > One time when she [Theodora] went to the house of a notable to entertain during drinks, they say that when the eyes of all the diners were upon her she mounted the frame of the couch by their feet and unceremoniously lifted up her clothes right there and then, not caring in the least that she was making a spectacle of her shamelessness. Even though she put three of her orifices to work she would impatiently reproach Nature for not making the holes in her nipples bigger than they were so that she could devise additional sexual positions involving them as well. She was often pregnant, but by using almost all known techniques she could induce immediate abortions.
   
   — Procopius, The Secret History 9:17–19 (trans. Anthony Kaldellis) (ca. 550 AD)
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     Paradox (paradox@raru.re)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 07:01:48 JST Paradox

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     @kaia Damn that's fucking hot.

     Her unhindered promiscuity, anyway. I don't wanna fuck a tithole. XD
     Wish I could be like that. I guess she thoroughly entertained those nobles. Wonder if they fapped while she did so.

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     int%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...) (nrmacdonald@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 07:16:38 JST int%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...)

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     @kaia
     Whilst as fascinating and provocative as it is
     Procopius, The Secret History 9:17–19 (trans. Anthony Kaldellis) (ca. 550 AD) is an exaggerated fiction intended to slander a generally mundane fuckabout.
     Says a lot about the standards of the time. ;-}

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