Conversation

company: our product is used by leading professionals in the field, like steven grongle

me: who the fuck is steven grongle

company: seven-time award winning steven grongle has sat down with us to discuss how our product is invaluable to his workflow

me: who the fuck is steven grongle!!

steven grongle: the product is fantastic-

me: who the fuck is he!

steven grongle: --and it's invaluable to my Workflow

me: i've never heard of him!

user: you can *always* trust The Grongster