i was very excited to read the old testament, especially since Genesis was honestly an amazing read, but now i am reading Leviticus and it's stuff life:
"on tuesday nights, you have to wear red, on thursday nights you have to wear blue, but on every 4th tuesday, you must wear green, however, if you do not have green, then it is acceptable to wear yellow, assuming you alos wear blue pants with it" for like 3 chapters straight