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Petition to make Spider Fucking a thing like Yak Shaving, except you can opt out.

Yak shaving is an unanticipated task that turns out to be absolutely integral to doing the thing you needed to achieve.

Fucking Spiders, I propose, looks exactly like yak shaving except that on closer inspection *you do not have to fuck the spider*.

This is why it always pays to stop, not get frustrated and look very carefully at every yak before you begin shaving it. Check that it isn't a spider. A spider you are not here to fuck.