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My non-spoiler Minecraft movie review: The movie doesn't Hollywood the core essence of the video game. If you played the video game, you'll understand this movie just fine--otherwise, you'll be bored when the movie starts.

I didn't like how TikTok made it okay to cheer for *EVERY* Minecraft reference like it was final battle Avengers: Endgame.

The green screening of this movie is bad. Like modern-era Spy Kids bad. It felt like a cheap E3 Minecraft sizzle reel starring Jack Black.

If you insist on going to the theatres for this movie, go to an early-morning showing. Otherwise just wait for it to hit streaming/digital rental (Apple TV+, Amazon Prime video).

I give this movie a 3.5/10.