There’s not enough lesbians in the world just being cute and gay with each other. I demand more sapphics, dammit! You are all falling short on your production quotas for the gay agenda, and this will be reflected in your performance review.
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Joscelyn Transpiring (joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 10:04:10 JST Joscelyn Transpiring
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Joscelyn Transpiring (joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 10:04:19 JST Joscelyn Transpiring
By the EOD today, I expect you all to submit a list demonstrating five things you did to contribute to the gay agenda this week. This includes any proof you have that you've helped increase our production of lesbians. Failure to do this will result in you being removed from membership in the gay agenda and being forever forced to be straight.
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Kit Rhett Aultman (roadriverrail@signs.codes)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 10:54:03 JST Kit Rhett Aultman
@JoscelynTransient On Mondays, I train the new recruits at a major roller derby league, and I'm known as the "mother duck" of the training org for the level of nurturing care I give them. On Wednesdays, I referee the scrimmages and educate the skaters in the rules. I ref a doubleheader every month, which takes place at the local women's college. I'm the carer and oldhead, especially in our "trans mafia".
Not sure how much more I can do for sapphics, boss.