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Are you been a bit concerned about the surveillance state? So am I. That's why my company has introduced 'Privacy Proxy', a service where a real human (company) will purchase goods on your behalf and ship them onward in a manor that'll preserve your privacy. Nothing says we have to preserve the details of an order, log the serial numbers of products, or keep a log of every shipment. We can even use cash to pay for S&H and BURN THE RECEIPT!

:) So... if you need someone who can keep a secret check out ThinkPenguin.com for the details on the service and then watch us burn the S&H receipt of our first proxy purchase order (yea, we're literally burning the meta data):

https://www.thinkpenguin.com/files/burning-meta-data.mp4