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   Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 10:22:04 JST Log 🪵

   If they even say "meow" while pulling this guy over... #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 10:22:04 JST Log 🪵

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     Oh, that's some good hijinks music, right there. Very jaunty. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 10:22:04 JST Log 🪵

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     This was apparently before California made all their cops take 5 mg Bastardol HCl at the start of every shift. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:14 JST Log 🪵

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     Come on, Chelonians. Save us from this movie. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:15 JST Log 🪵

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     You fools! The natural enemy of the airplane pilot is the laser! #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:15 JST Log 🪵

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     So the necklace activates the laser, but also causes spastic failing. Seems like that might be bad for targeting. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:16 JST Log 🪵

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     So the effect of the pendant is explored more fully in District 12. The prawn tech is gene-locked, so the weapons can only be fired by a prawn. Or by a prawn arm. The turtlemen have firmware developers about as good as ours, so instead of there being a trigger interlock, the pendant just changes the DNA of whoever wears it into turtleman DNA. There's a Jira ticket open. Should be fixed next release. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:16 JST Log 🪵

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     Okay, movie, this ain't American Graffiti. Cut the car shots and get back to the plo.... ah... never mind. Carry on. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:17 JST Log 🪵

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     Ah yes, peering into microscopes, looking at printouts, observing liquids in glassware--some serious science is happening here. No gas chromatography, though. Might have been useful. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:17 JST Log 🪵

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     Yeah, Billy! Laser 12! Zap 'em! #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:18 JST Log 🪵

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     All cars in the 70s were actually slightly more likely to explode than that. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:18 JST Log 🪵

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     Don't talk to cops, Billy. I'm not discussing my day, where I've been, or where I'm going. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:19 JST Log 🪵

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     Those look like food service gloves, not surgical. Meh. Billy will be fine. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:19 JST Log 🪵

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     Dilated pore of arcade token. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:20 JST Log 🪵

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     Seal the town! With only your two idiot cop employees! #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:20 JST Log 🪵

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     Uh oh. Chest wound turning into a solder-filled butthole, Billy. I'm a gonna pop it! #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:21 JST Log 🪵

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     Aaaaaaand murderblast! Oh, dang. The dude got away. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:21 JST Log 🪵

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     Oh, good. The mysterious dude in the suit. Surely he has some exposition in that briefcase. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:22 JST Log 🪵

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     So he stashed the laser to go hang out with girls and then... failed to hang out with girls. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:22 JST Log 🪵

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     Tennis racket ain't lethal unless it's in McEnroe's hand. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:23 JST Log 🪵

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     Damnit, he said "nucular". #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:24 JST Log 🪵

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     Red hot franks? You literally just said that. Nobody laughed either time. Better say it again. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:25 JST Log 🪵

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     This spacecraft is so noisy you can hear it in space. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:25 JST Log 🪵

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     Wait. These turtle guys are the space equivalent of the stoner cops! They just got chewed out for leaving the laser lying around. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:26 JST Log 🪵

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     See? The laser is so powerful it can destroy *clear glass* without setting everything around the bottle on fire. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:26 JST Log 🪵

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     I'm happy 'cuz I been shootin' mah laser. And that's not a euphemism this time. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:27 JST Log 🪵

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     Yes, this is how one scientifically goes about reverse engineering a device of unknown origin. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:27 JST Log 🪵

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     Conveniently editing out the part where the necklace part does not fit around laser kid's gigantic head. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:28 JST Log 🪵

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     Why didn't the turtlemans take the laser with them? Not enough bucks in the stop-motion budget. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:13:29 JST Log 🪵

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     Yeah! Gonna race! In my cruddy panel van! With nerds! #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:22:27 JST Log 🪵

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     Oh! There we go! Called it! #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:22:27 JST Log 🪵

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     Is that a stun ray, or what? There's no blood or chunks. Aaaand did the Chelonians forgot to pick up their damned laser again? #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:22:28 JST Log 🪵

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     So I guess the last 10 minutes is just pyrotechnic effects and random limb flailing? #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:22:28 JST Log 🪵

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     I feel like he should be making more chimpanzee noises. #monsterdon #laserblast

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:22:29 JST Log 🪵

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     This guy's rambling story is more coherent than the entire rest of the movie. #monsterdon #laserblast