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   Kim Scheinberg (kims@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 06:49:00 JST Kim Scheinberg

   I've heard there was a secret plan
   That Donald hatched when his term began
   But you don't really need your savings, do ya?
   It goes like this, the blunt tariff
   The minor graft, the major grift
   The dipshit prince created DOGE to screw ya
   Elon screwed ya, Lutnick screwed ya
   Bessett screwed ya, they all screwed ya

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     Deep Mud (deepmud@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 07:26:31 JST Deep Mud

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     @kims sung to the tune of "hallelujah"

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     Kim Scheinberg (kims@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 08:07:27 JST Kim Scheinberg

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     Spouse: Who sings Hallelujah?
     Me: Everyone
     Spouse: Okay, but—
     Me: It's a Leonard Cohen song
     Spouse: Whose ver—
     Me: About Jews having sex
     Spouse: Really? Okay, but whose version is the most famous?
     Me: Tough call. k.d. lang is the one Cohen liked best. Kate McKinnon famously performed it on SNL as Hillary after the 2016 election. I'm partial to Jeff Buckley or maybe Puddles, but the John Cale version is the one you've heard 300+ times
     Spouse: John Cale? Do I know who that is?
     Me: <puts on Shrek>