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   H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:08:06 JST H. Faust

   This is Channel 69 SPW-TV, the federation only TV Channel. Coming up next:

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:08:10 JST H. Faust

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     From Scranton, PA, the dating capitol of the world, in color, it's the Fedi Dating Game Show!

     And here's the star of our show, Jim Faust!

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:08:13 JST H. Faust

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     The Fedi Dating Game is brought to you by Mastegrans, when money is not enough, you can trust Mastergrans.
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:08:14 JST H. Faust

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     Welcome, welcome everyone, to the first edition of The Fedi Dating Game. I'm your host Jim Faust, and I hope you are ready to find your special other half, hahahahaha.
     
     But first, because this is the late 70s, we need to cut to commercials, don't move!
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:08:21 JST H. Faust

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     Another hellthread has impacted the lives of dozens of federations users today, more news at 11 PM
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:08:28 JST H. Faust

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     And we are back. I hope everyone is ready but first let me explain you the rules. Because we have probably dozens of bachelors that have never ever dated before. The rules are quite different from our TV counterpart. The game will be divided in three parts:
     
     1. First part is sudden death, our bachelorettes will ask all of our bachelors a question but if one of them dislikes your answer you will be banished to the singles' hell where you will be condemned to date single moms.
     
     2. Those who survive the first round will have a chance to ask our bachelorette a question, but if she refuses to answer, you will lose this round and get a consolation prize of a trip to El Salvador.
     
     3. In the final round, only 3 contestants would remain and will pick between our 3 bachelorettes. Hopefully they will live happy forever after.
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:08:37 JST H. Faust

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     Now let me ask you, are you ready to play?
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:42:23 JST H. Faust

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     Let's meet our mysterious bachelorettes, Johnny tell us about the girls:

     She is a jovial girl who enjoys a walk in the park and yelling about government conspiracies. She is a graduate from the University of Berlin and hopes one day she can cures hangovers. Meet our Bachelorette #1

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     She is cute girl who prefers to keep it to herself, a shy girl from outside but a feisty one inside. She speaks 3 languages and none of them are English. Meet our Bachelorette #2

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:42:30 JST H. Faust

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     Another German girl who only wishes for worldwide peace and be better than others. Her pronouns are block/mute, meet our bachelorette #3

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:54:16 JST waifu

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     @hfaust@shitposter.world what languages does she speak

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:56:57 JST H. Faust

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     @waifu Japanese, Okinawan and Taiwanese
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