Conversation

Humanity is like:
— Doc, **cough** **cough**, I feel really sick.
— You smoke way too much. Stop smoking!
— But can you cure me, doc?
— Yes, it is very simple, stop smoking and the disease will cure itself.
— You don’t understand doc. Is there a cure?
— Yes, just stop smoking.
— Damn, I should build a computer running on tobacco that will be intelligent enough to find a cure.
— But just stop sm…
— I’m going to **cough** buy a lot of cigarettes to run that **cough** computer.