Yesterday I bought a high quality nose hair trimmer. I went to town with it last night being very pleased with all of my gross old man nose hairs being erased.

Today when I got in the poker room an older gentleman pulled me aside and whispered in my ear "Hey, You might want to run to the bathroom quick."

Puzzled I was like "Huh?" He replied "left nostril." And gave me this strange nod and grin.

I went to the bathroom and realized that my nostrils were so bald You could see my deviated septum and since it's always been covered with hair it's alabaster White.

This dude thinks I showed up at 10:00 in the GD morning with cocaine up my nose. :lamo: