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   enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:34 JST enargeia

   *i struggle finding places to put some cafe menus*

   random ass old retired lady: so this is how the other half lives huh

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:13 JST enargeia

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     also screamo guy showed us pictures of that concert in a random dude's basement, they were terrifying cause there was like only an inch between the basement ceiling and everyones heads. there was some band i didn't get the name of coming up from west virginia that spent most of the time shit talking our football team

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:14 JST enargeia

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     the password is "flowerpower" btw she totally snitched to us lol be sure to try it if ur in any tiny cookie stores nestled deep within a certain northeast us city, won't be more specific cause im not doxxing myself yet 🙃

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:15 JST enargeia

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     grill lady was telling a wild ass story about how she worked all day sunday on only two hours of sleep, had like a dozen drugs and redbulls in her to make it, then went on a night trip into the city with a friend afterwards.

     in the city she apparently wandered into a cookie store or some shit that had some other shit locked behind this mechanical wall, that lifted up into the ceiling with a password she wasn't supposed to have but talked her way into.

     when she watched it lift, that just completely destroyed her barely surviving tether to reality in the most lovecraftian sense possible lol, she couldnt believe what she was seeing was real. the friend had to fish her ass outta there

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:16 JST enargeia

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     "international women's day was shortest of the year, cause that's how important yall are" - celeste guy

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:17 JST enargeia

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     lost my voice a lil from hollering at seniors

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:18 JST enargeia

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     apparently he was in the managers office with a sixteen year old who works here when he told them about his handiwork and the manager said, almost word for word, "jesus christ there's a minor here" people who refer to teens as minors r among us irl u can't make this shit up

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:20 JST enargeia

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     our cafe uses those dixie cups, and screamo guy wrote "normous" right by the brandname and started uncontrollably wheezing and giggling to himself for like 5 minutes

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:21 JST enargeia

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     roughly half my coworkers are black, and u better believe i often hear em joking about finding their caucasian side whenever corpos come in

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:22 JST enargeia

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     goatee chef: all im good for is leaving

     anime guy: just like my dad!

     goatee chef: all part of the plan

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:23 JST enargeia

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     one funny thing i never mentioned happened is that, when they were setting up the new system, my other zoomer coworkers started laughing when they first saw the ui, confusing our manager. i looked over and saw the different stations abbreviations were "KMS", "POS", and so on :)

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:24 JST enargeia

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     before i left i heard cartoon lady talk about her fucked history with how she lost her last job at a pharmacy, when she caught covid as it was first kicking off in the usa, and pissed off her bosses by tryna fight for better accommodation for that

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:25 JST enargeia

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     it's definitely one of the less bad christian traditions tbh more people should be drawing on their heads with ash as a reminder of their fragile mortal being

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:26 JST enargeia

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     and i was beginning to forget this was a christian place till about 75% of the building had ash crosses on their foreheads from one of the retired priests here

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:27 JST enargeia

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     im tryna find his t shirt i mentioned before online btw, but turns out bitches r just pumping out tons of em with the same phrase just in different layouts and i cant find the one he had lol

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:28 JST enargeia

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     screamo guy: hey bro want some milk?

     slovakian baker, in thick slovakian accent, almost word for word: get that crap away from me, back when i was kid i drank milk right inside farm, here today all they have is this pasteurized and pasteurized carton, it smells like shit and is basically water

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:29 JST enargeia

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     kept a straight face overhearing an old lady proselytizing about the evils of transgenderism to her friends as i served her crawdad

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:31 JST enargeia

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     oughhhffff the reality of the time work takes from me starting to hit a lil ngl

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:32 JST enargeia

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     also screamo guy had painted black nails, shoulda complimented him on it

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:32:33 JST enargeia

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     so today at work was wild yall, i was assigned taking orders again (they seem to like me in the most people-facing positions?) and then the computer stopped being able to close tickets for some reason. so we all had to revert to the old way of doing things. and most people celebrated that lmao obviously

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     enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 01:33:18 JST enargeia

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     there's been this one old lady living here whos always uhh, sorta flirty with me ig? idk