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I have convinced my cousins to move to Signal if they wanna talk to me. Cause either that or they will send me an email.

Cousin: Are you giordano.bruno[randomnumbers]?

Me: Yes. That's my account.

Cousin: Hahaha why, why would you name yourself Giordano after a clothing brand?

Me (in my head): This bitch doesnt read history books.

Me (irl): He was actually not a brand. He was burned at a stake by the Church you go to every Sunday.

She hasn't replied since :D