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   Patrick (patrickoftheg@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 01:14:07 JST Patrick

   For those who aren't in the know, there were bunches of Gnostic Christians who thought the God of the Old Testament was a different God from that of the New Testament, and also actually an Evil God.

   I get that.

   It makes more sense than how most people understand it these days. Ever read Noah's Ark? I know you know the story, but did you ever read the version that isn't sanitized for kids at Sunday School or a religious television show?

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     Patrick (patrickoftheg@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 01:14:07 JST Patrick

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     God is the ultimate Shitpiece in it, if you think the Bible is true.

     Up until this point, humans live for hundreds and hundreds of years on the regular. Except God gets pissed off and arbitrarily declares nobody gets to live past 120, eat shit and die hummies. And that's why you get to watch your parents and grandparents die so young. Imagine that? Thanks God.