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   dilbert 1 (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 02:30:01 JST dilbert 1
   Reddit, aita?
   
   I am a liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor. I was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.
   I started, "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
   
   Suddenly, a student and Tesla owner stood up and said "how much does this gallon of milk cost?"
   
   I smirked Jewishly and smugly replied "28 dollars, you stupid Christian"
   
   He then said "Wrong. that's the cost of eggs. If Karl Marx was real...it would be free by now. If Biden were president...this milk would cost over 10,000 dollars."
   
   At this point I was visibly shaken, and dropped my chalk and copy of John Maynard Keynes' sex diary. I stormed out of the room crying and denouncing white supremacy.
   
   The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. I lost my tenure and was fired the next day.
   
   #TrumpsAmerica #Mastodon #NAFO #NeverTrump
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     御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 02:36:12 JST 御園はくい

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     @sun Definitely TA. Milk is a white supremacist dogwhistle and you should have denounced him immediately instead of answering his question.
     
     EDIT: Thanks for the gold!
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     barrett (barrett@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:00:29 JST barrett

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     @sun i made an app for this
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     dilbert 1 (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:00:30 JST dilbert 1

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     @barrett what
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     『g r e y』 :uv: ☦️ (grey@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:01:58 JST 『g r e y』 :uv: ☦️

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     @sun more believable than actual reddit chatgpt posts
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     barrett (barrett@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:03:07 JST barrett

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     @sun ai version of aitah. you can create a custom judge persona. you should ask shrek what he thinks https://apps.apple.com/us/app/youre-wrong/id6739029219
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     dilbert 1 (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:03:23 JST dilbert 1

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     • barrett
     @barrett did you intentionally misspell ogre
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     barrett (barrett@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:04:00 JST barrett

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     @sun no i'm retarded
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     dilbert 1 (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:04:00 JST dilbert 1

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     @barrett anyway looks great
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     barrett (barrett@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:04:35 JST barrett

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     @sun thanks its ai slop but its my slop so i love it
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