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>somali scammer calls via 800 number while i'm driving alone
>"this is the at&t fraud department we are calling due to suspected fraudulent activity on your account. How are you doing today?"
>"NOT GOOD."
>"I'm sorry to hear that sir. The reason I am calling is that there is suspicious activity on your account. Did you make any device purchases on your account recently?"
>"Yes."
>"... you did?"
>"Yes, is there a problem?"
>"Two 1TB iphone 16 Pro Max's for $1599 each?"
>"Yes, and that was DAYS ago, where are my phones?"
>"Well sir the problem is that they are being shipped to a name not on your account, a Veronica Joyce in Baxter, Minnesota."
>"Yes that's right and Veronica has been waiting on those phones. Why haven't you shipped them yet? I want a tracking number."
>"... I'm sorry sir I can't provide you with a tracking number."
>"Listen, this is unacceptable, I want to speak to your manager right now."
>"... I'm so sorry sir, I can't do that... Enjoy your new phones." *click*
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One time I was driving back after a bad day at work when I got a spam call and I impulsively picked it up and screamed violently deranged verbal abuse into the phone for two minutes before he hung up. Felt way better once I got home.