I just want to recommend the comments on this article about the massive X outage.
“Nothing firing few hundred engineers can't fix!”
“If Musk is claiming something, the highest probability is that it's a lie.”
“Kind of like how Elon Musk claimed a SpaceX launch failed because of sniper?”
"At least we know it wasn't the Russians"
"Hey, they've finally entered testing trials of quantum violins?"
"DOGE staff need reminders that X isn't a government department?"
"Google's response to the DoJ ruling?"
"HP found non-genuine ink in X's printers?"
“What’s the problem? I don’t see a problem here.”
“Oh no. This is terrible. Can someone do Facebook next?”