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JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have big newssss
King: oh no
Rowling: it'sss about harry potter!
King: oh!
King: i didn't expect that
King: well that sounds just fine then!
Poe: careful steve
Poe: she's tricked you before
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Rowling: again with the transss!
Rowling: everyone isss sssso concerned with not killing the transs!
Rowling: Will no one rid me of thiss turbulent demographic?? -
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Rowling: i can both tweet transsphobia AND find time to write!
Barker: oh yeah? what have you written lately?
Rowling: well i wrote
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Rowling: asss you know
Rowling: there'sss a new harry potter tv ssseriesss
Barker: is it transphobic
Rowling: it'ss whimssical
Rowling: it will make your childhood magic again
Barker: i'm not hearing a noRamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 repeated this. -
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Rowling: i'm actually the writer of a little sseriesss called harry potter
Rowling: you might have heard of it
Rowling: it'ss whimssical, it's magical
Rowling: and mosst of all
Rowling: it should dissstract you from my tweets
Barker: did you finally tweet the fourteen words
Barker: is that what this is about?
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Barker: damn i can't believe you're still doing harry potter
Barker: i thought you just pivoted entirely to transsphobia
Rowling: i can do both!
Rowling: i'm a renaisssance woman! -
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Rowling: now i know mossst of you know me for my transsphobia
Rowling: but what you might not know iss that i'm alsso a writer -
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King: that's actually true!
King: see, some of you kids might not remember that
King: but ol' Joanne here was actually really big in the writing world back in the 90s
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King: now come on edgar
King: i'm sure that whatever joanne wants to tell us about harry potter
King: it's not going to be anything bad!
Poe:
King: she would never intentionally ruin her most beloved property!
Poe:
King: it's gonna be about the toilets isn't it
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