STOP DOING NEW #HARDWARE
* CPUs were not supposed to be idle
* YEARS OF NEXTGEN yet NO REAL-WORLD USE for going higher than SANDYBRIDGE
* Wanna go faster for a laugh? We've a tool for that: it's called #SYSPROF
"Please give me 192 CORES. Please give me INFINITY of BogoMips"—Statements dreamed up by datacenters
LOOK what Silicon Vendors have been demanding your respect for with all the chipsets we built for them
*Points at bunch of single-threaded software*
They've played us for absolute fools