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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:44 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
It’s the point in the night where the contacts come out and the glasses come on just to piss me off. Everyone knows that’s when the real me answers their stupid questions -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:39 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
Just use your hand and wipe it on your pants. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:40 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Level up to two ply -
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RJ805 (rj805@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:40 JST RJ805
Not legal in kali.. 😭 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:41 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Only if you’re diggin in you’re asshole prior -
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RJ805 (rj805@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:41 JST RJ805
As if the paper has never torn before on your end?
It happens.. Wtf -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:42 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Touch your eyeball. You can do it
Btw, eyeballs can pop out surprisingly easy just like teeth -
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RJ805 (rj805@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:42 JST RJ805
Wtf?
Sounds like a great way to get pink eye imo.
Here to learn.. 🤷🏼♂️ -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:43 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Concept? Fuck. You pop em in and pinch em out. It’s not a concept, more like a I want to see like normal people although, most of what I see isn’t worth it -
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RJ805 (rj805@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:43 JST RJ805
The lense glued to the eyeball thing puts me off, just say'n.
Calm down.. 😎 -
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RJ805 (rj805@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:32:44 JST RJ805
*first
What's it like wearing contacts?
The concept freaks me out -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:34:51 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
No glasses, and I'm fine, except for fine print, but who really reads that shit anyways? -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:37:49 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Nigger, I’m blind as hell. I could do without but I’d need a lot of birdshot -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:37:49 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
I really don't wear glasses. My eyesight definitely isn't what it once was. I have no problem with standard print, but do have to use my phone to magnify small print, like on packaging and bottles, etc. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:39:31 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
You fucking boomer 🤣 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:39:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
I'm not that old. I'm GenX.... I'm too lazy to get glasses. 😤 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:40:07 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
Do you know how hard it is to find a penis that small? 🤨 -
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RJ805 (rj805@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:40:08 JST RJ805
*fun fact
Elephants have exceptional eyesight, and for good reason.. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:42:05 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
If I was a boomer, I'd be sitting in my car outside of the optometrists office at 7:45am waiting for the doors to open. 😤 -
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HarryNuggets (harrynuggets@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:42:06 JST HarryNuggets
@Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @RJ805 Whatever ya old fuck -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:44:23 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
Pro Tip: You don't have to worry about hitting grandma with your car if you get her with the pillow while she's sleeping. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:44:24 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Me too, but I wear the optical equipment because risk. I can drive without correction but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna run over granny -
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HarryNuggets (harrynuggets@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:45:01 JST HarryNuggets
@Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @RJ805 Remember to take your walker -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:47:30 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
It's like sudden infant death syndrome, but for boomers. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 12:47:31 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
No finger prints have ever been lifted from a pillow
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