"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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🎀Zelda👑🏳️⚧️🎮 (thezeldazone@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 05:30:28 JST 🎀Zelda👑🏳️⚧️🎮
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Rachel (rachel@transitory.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 08:29:53 JST Rachel
@TheZeldaZone@mastodon.social Oh they've been hitting their dick with hammers for years it just hasn't been nearly as large of a hammer until recently