Oh god, it actually works.
So I've been working on a new web development framework for Perl, with a healthy dose of NIH: comes with a custom JSON implementation, PostgreSQL client, process manager and a bunch of other handy utilities. It's now running live on https://manned.org/
3800 lines of C, 1500 lines of Perl and 1800 lines of tests. Still got a bunch of features and improvements planned, but version 0.1 is live. :blobcheer:
https://code.blicky.net/yorhel/fu
https://metacpan.org/pod/FU