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   Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 04:58:33 JST Staff Chief of Joints

   Mitch Hedberg would be 57 years old today. Happy birthday, Mitch. I hate that you're dead.

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     Kit Rhett Aultman (roadriverrail@signs.codes)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 06:29:27 JST Kit Rhett Aultman

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     @the_etrain My very first birthday gift to the person who is now my partner of 23 years was tickets to see Mitch at a tiny comedy club in Tampa, FL. Cocktail tables with food service, brick wall stage, the classic small club.

     Goddamn that was a beautiful night, and I'm glad we saw him while we had the chance. Nobody could do it like Mitch.

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     Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 06:29:33 JST Staff Chief of Joints

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     I gotta door deal here. I'm working for 50% of the door, and then tomorrow I'm working for 50% of the door, and then on Sunday, I'm gonna have a door.

     -Mitch Hedberg

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     Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 06:29:37 JST Staff Chief of Joints

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     A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

     -Mitch Hedberg

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     Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 06:29:40 JST Staff Chief of Joints

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     In Venice, if you're not book smart, but you do know what's going on, you are canal smart.

     -Mitch Hedberg

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     Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 06:29:43 JST Staff Chief of Joints

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     The easiest way to collect stamps is to not mail shit.

     -Mitch Hedberg

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     Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 06:29:48 JST Staff Chief of Joints

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     I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal.

     -Mitch Hedberg

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     Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 07:00:47 JST Staff Chief of Joints

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     I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

     -Mitch Hedberg