@cstross This smacks of fake news & wishful thinking (although with his current national wrecking spree, I do have to wonder). But imagine the scene:
INT. DAY. KGB RETIREMENT HOME NR. MOSCOW
MAN1: Yuri, you remember realtor I recruit, back in ‘87?
MAN2: Is whiny little turd with small hands?
MAN1: Da. One you say will never do anything for us.
MAN2: Well?
MAN1: You watch TV lately?
MAN2: Holy shit! Is same guy?
MAN1: Da.
MAN2: Blyat! I owe you case of champagne after all!