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The only good billionaire will be me (when I win the Powerball) because money is scary and I'll give most of it away.

Except, of course, what I keep to build & maintain the commune for the #CultOfRamenCatholicism for surviving the Climate Wars.

Therefore you should give all of your (scary) money to me, so I can keep it safe where it can't hurt you. It's a huge sacrifice that I'm willing to make for you all.

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