Me: Time to do this! Left / liberal cooperation!
Democrats (official): sends out a Valentine's Day card showing Trump and Musk shamefully in gay love with each other
Me: OMG no. Maybe there's someone less official--
Liberal media analyst: NYT won't report on how crazy what Trump is saying is! It's sanewashing!
Me: Oh JFC. Must be someone--
Blue MAGA: Trump is a criminal -- a felon!
Me: 8% of the adults in the US are felons! 33% of Black adults!