Conversation

🇨🇦 CAN: 🎵ohhhh Caaaaanada, my home and native laaaaaand. Truuuuue patriot loooove in all of us commaaaaand.🎵

🇺🇸USA: THAT'S NOT HOW THAT GOES.

🇨🇦CAN: Is too.

🇺🇸USA: BUT I'M THE PATRIOT NOT YOU THAT CAN'T BE YOUR SONG

🇨🇦CAN: bitch I know you're not telling me how my own national anthem goes. You don't even know your own!

🇺🇸USA: UH HUH DO TOO

🇨🇦CAN: ok what is it then

🇺🇸USA: UHHHH THAT ONE BY TAYLOR GREENE? YOU KNOW 🎵SOMETHING SOMETHING TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF🎵

🇨🇦CAN: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift??

🇺🇸USA: EW NO WE HATE HER

🇨🇦CAN: ok well that's NOT your national anthem anyway.

🇺🇸USA: OK WAIT I KNOW THIS. IT GOES 🎵OH BEAUTIFUL FOUR SPACEX GUYS 🎵

🇨🇦CAN: it's "for spacious skies" and no.

🇺🇸USA: THANK GOD I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED A LITTLE GAY. UHHHH OH I KNOW! 🎵MY COUNTRY TIS A FEE🎵

🇨🇦CAN: oh my fucking gawwwwd girl you don't know!!

🇺🇸USA: I DO KNOW IT GIVE ME A SECOND OKAY? UHMMM

🇨🇦CAN: take your time, girl you can do this.

🇺🇸USA: 🎵DEUTCHLAND UBER ALLES🎵

🇨🇦CAN: terrifyingly, that's your closest guess.

🇺🇸USA: JUST TELL MEEEEEE

🇨🇦CAN: Nope. Guess you'll just have to wonder. "Patriot".

🇺🇸USA: I FUCKING HATE YOU. IMMA BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF YOU FIRST THING TOMORROW.

🇨🇦CAN: holy shit you DO know