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My IQ is 137 and I'm 75 years old and still
sharp as a tack.
I feel like I'm living in the movie,
"IDIOCRACY".

I told the old lady, "It seems like everything
is turning to shit at once."
Our mailman is a pothead who can't read or write.

No matter what you buy at carry-out, you have to
check it to make sure it's what you ordered.
Everywhere you look you see shrinkflation, inferior manufacturing, and mistakes in
shipping, etc.

The kids are semi-retarded.