oh no she has the skeletor fever
the only cure is more neutrino
oh no she has the skeletor fever
the only cure is more neutrino
no he man no you're nothing without your sword
omg he-man just floating around on that .... whatever it was ... is making me cry. tears of joy.
she carries that thing like a baby
boba fett about to feed them to a sarlacc
oh okay this makes sense
hurr hurr hurr the people in the movie just said it is like a movie, this is what you call SCREEENWRITING
oh okay what is THIS PLOT TWIST now
I non-ironically love all these weird ass props
You had a death pit put there for ONE REASON and you disintegrate him instead. Skeletor, delete your account
does the microwave run on neutrinos now
ACAB includes men-at-arms
the way you can tell a fight is intense is when the camera can't figure out what to point at
"and this button right here summons monsters from another dimension"
Blades, blades, blades, I would think you'd take better care of your cutlery, don't you know that cutting through metal with them like that will dull them?
I want Karg's hair
It's true, all 80s high school lunchrooms were decorated like this all the time
I swear if no fool gets shoved into the bottomless pits in this throne room by the end of the movie we riot
this throne room seems ideally suited for pushing fools to their deaths
the 80s were a great time for finding mysterious technologies in smoking holes in the ground
cool cool he has a shield in the shape of a sword
I'm shocked that his little hotel door chain lock thingy didn't stop the minions of an evil skeleton
Trivia fact (tm): the budget for this movie was too small to buy Dolph Lundgren a shirt
such nipples
Oh man I sure hope we are in for 90 minutes of handheld camera shots
oh my god I love paper mache skeletor so much
The opening credits are peak 1980s design
Y'all. I am so excited for #monsterdon tonight.
I have no idea how I did not know that Masters of the Universe (1987) existed. I was not like a huge He-Man fan or anything, but look, I was an 8 year old suburban American boy in 1987, how on earth did I not know that there was a live action movie of this.
It looks *awful*, and I am so here for this.
It's on IA: https://archive.org/details/masters-of-the-universe-1987_202304, watch it with us at 7 MST!
And warm up with this absolute banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw
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