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   Lesbian Death Bed (bitterkarella@sfba.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 20:30:17 JST Lesbian Death Bed

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   Mae Murray: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i all this the tale of the girl who gets possessed by her sentient abortion
   Murray: but don't worry, this abortion just wants to have fun
   Murray: abortions just wanna
   Murray: they just wanna
   Murray: abortions just wanna have fun

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     Kit Rhett Aultman (roadriverrail@signs.codes)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 20:30:11 JST Kit Rhett Aultman

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     • Greg Stolze

     @GregStolze @bitterkarella Hence the phrase "My beautiful ugly child."

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     Greg Stolze (gregstolze@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 20:30:12 JST Greg Stolze

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     @bitterkarella I'm not negotiating the virtues or personalities of these marsupials, just the aesthetics. Was your pet PRETTY like a well-groomed golden retriever or elegant siamese cat?

     Look in your heart. On its best day, your beloved pet was, perhaps... presentable.

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     Greg Stolze (gregstolze@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 20:30:13 JST Greg Stolze

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     @bitterkarella OK, I know we love possums from Protect Trans Youth stickers, and yelling at their own ass, and eating ticks and mosquito larvae, but if you actually SEE ONE they are not cute. They are unhansome animals, Karella.

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     @GregStolze disagree! i had a pet possum once XD she was good!

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     Lesbian Death Bed (bitterkarella@sfba.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 20:30:14 JST Lesbian Death Bed

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     King: but actually i was referring to this bit where armadillos eat a corpse
     King: i mean, come on, really?
     King: i just don't buy it

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     King: I've seen armadillos and, goshdarnit, those little guys are just too cute to be corpse eaters
     Barker: what about the possum? you don't object to the possum?
     King: oh a possum would 100% eat a corpse

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     Murray: as a southern queer, odie thinks about how much pride she has as a southern queer but also as a member of the southern queer community
     Murray: as a southern queer, you gotta express your pride
     Murray:

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     King: gosh mae there's some pretty unbelievable stuff happening in this story!
     Murray: you don't believe a woman could be possessed by a sentient space abortion that leads her to kill her rapist?
     King: no i mean
     King: i didn't know there were queers in the south
     Murray:
     Murray: you've never been lower than new Hampshire have you
     King: whoa i don't go to new Hampshire!
     King: i heard there's dragons there

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     Murray: odie has an abortion but it doesn't really take
     Murray: instead it possesses her body
     Murray: and makes her dance
     Murray: and kill her rapist
     Mary Shelley: haha yes… YES!
     Murray: and also some shitty cops
     George Romero: haha yes… YES!
     Romero: ACAB, baby!

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     Murray: as a real southern queer, odie goes to the big queer club in Little Rock
     Murray: she looks around at all the real southern queers, real salt of the earth folks, not like those fancy pants snob queers you get up in New England
     King: hey!
     King: now hold on a gosh darn second here!

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     Murray: so this story is about odie
     Dean Koontz: :)
     Murray: who is NOT the dog from Garfield
     Koontz: :(