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What you all don't understand is that by writing really long toots, I'm actually fucking myself over because when they break containment and generate lots of notifications, I have to scroll through them a million times. Plus, if I threaded a bunch of smaller toots, you'd have to click through them, and wonder whether it was proper to boost and fav them all, whereas with one long toot you can turn on that setting which hides long toots and only have to boost and fav once. I do this for you, because that's just the sort of selfless bastard I am. You're welcome.