Conversation

Marketing: “we need you to put this tracking code and analytics javascript on the site.”

Dev: “k.”

Product: “we need you to put this session recording library on the site.”

Dev: “k.”

Legal: “we need you to put this cookie consent tracker on the site.”

Dev: “k.”

Sales: “hey we need you to put this chat widget on the site, every page.”

Dev. “k.”

Leadership: “hey make sure that chat bot is AI.”

Dev. “k.”

Security: “hey can you put this EDR on your laptop?”

Dev: “oh my god that’s gonna fuck up my performance why don’t you people ever think of user experience?!?!”