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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:33:31 JST :trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw:
Dogs will NOT be raptured!! Only God's favorite animal, the humble bird, who he granted dominion over the skies above, shall be allowed to ascend to heaven. -
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iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:33:30 JST iced depresso
@Alex birds are government surveilance drones.
your pet land shark on the other hand is a good boy. -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:36:07 JST :trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw:
Your car is an agent of Satan and not welcome in God's kingdom. There are no highways to Heaven. -
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Fish of Rage (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:36:07 JST Fish of Rage
@Alex @zenick there was a tv show about it -
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zenick [🍀⭐] (zenick@social.lainon.life)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:36:09 JST zenick [🍀⭐]
@Alex naw they shit on my car -
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iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:36:20 JST iced depresso
@Alex sharks are the worst ocean hazard. barely anyone gets eaten. and you just boop em on the face and they experience anxiety and leave.
truly shit tier trap, considering all of god's traps on earth -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:36:21 JST :trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw:
God invented sharks so we'd stay out of the ocean. When they learned to crawl on land, it was all over for us. Our time had come. -
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iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:40:23 JST iced depresso
@Alex pet the giant feesh (whale) -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:40:24 JST :trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw:
People act like the things inside the ocean are the real threats. They aren't, honestly. The ocean itself is extremely hostile to human life. You don't need an animal to kill you if your ship sinks, the elements can do that on their own.
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