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   SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 17:52:49 JST SuperDicq

   There are only two genders:
   if and else
   
   These are mental disorders:
   switch: case: break;
   match() { '' => '' };

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     SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 17:57:22 JST SuperDicq

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     "but in some scenarios a switch case might be one cpu cycle faster"
     
     I don't care, this is PHP, not assembly.

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     snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 17:57:23 JST snacks

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     @SuperDicq dictionary with function pointers as value
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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 18:17:08 JST 翠星石

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     • snacks
     @snacks @SuperDicq That's called GCIDE; https://gnu.org/software/gcide
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     Bitals (bitals@fediverse.bitals.xyz)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 20:01:30 JST Bitals

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     @snacks @SuperDicq
     Openai api call "you are an if statement. Choose 1 value to return based on the input. Do not hallucinate. The return value must be spelled out in a vocaloid voice."

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     SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 22:33:29 JST SuperDicq

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     Ternary operators are mental disorders too