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   new me new me (lebronjames75@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 16:01:17 JST new me new me
   p funny lol
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     new me new me (lebronjames75@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 16:01:17 JST new me new me

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     background info: the white house issued a statement on how to define the words "male" and "female", but because whoever wrote those official declarations, 100% of the participants knew 0% about biology, reproduction and anatomy, so they accidentally declared that 100% of the people in the world are female and 0% are male
     
     this is official, and by this technicality, you are now a female in the eyes of the US government.
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     Gnosyz 🖖:straightally: (zysoua@mastodon.ml)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 16:01:24 JST Gnosyz 🖖:straightally:

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     @lebronjames75 bros are officially cancelled by US government

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     feld (feld@friedcheese.us)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 16:17:50 JST feld

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     @lebronjames75 we must all use women's restrooms now
     
     Just gonna point to my "Trump did that" pin and give the Trumpy thumbs up dance