ok now Google is going to delete my Google Play developer account I had for the past 15 years because I haven't used it
time to make some bullshit app in the next 5 days? idk
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Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ (yuki@groupe-tazor.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 08:31:29 JST Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ -
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OCTADE (octade@soc.octade.net)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 08:31:26 JST OCTADE Wait. Don't send them your real ID. Send them this instead. -
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Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ (yuki@groupe-tazor.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 08:31:27 JST Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ Turns out they want me to upload my ID, too
The catch: the only ID I have is an expired health insurance card which is often not considered a valid ID and there's no photo on it for pandemic reasons, to boot
Québec really need to step up in the ID game, for real -
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Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ (yuki@groupe-tazor.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 08:31:28 JST Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ Another avenue I considered is an app where the only feature is showing the color purple
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Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ (yuki@groupe-tazor.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 08:31:29 JST Yuki 膤 ❄️ 🏳️⚧️ I considered a few avenues for preventing them to close my account, here's the one trick I found
I have some LEDs, and in the process of linking them to Home Assistant I found the brand was just an OEM and I found the original company making them, and the process of making an OEM app myself is ridiculously easy
So I'm just gonna make a bullshit one, upload that to Google Play, and hope they're happy
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