@BrokenSword It wasn't as good as the Army commercial, but there were some good ones about having grandfathers who died at Auschwitz by falling out of the guard tower.
@NoDoxGregBrady A classic thread, that I regret not saving, from the days before 2014, where the deaths kept piling up in increasingly ludicrous manners.
@NoDoxGregBrady The pieces I remember were: >My grandfather died when someone fell out of a guard tower and landed on him >My grandfather died from heart strain while trying to drag the bodies >My grandfather died of shock upon seeing a three man gay orgy. And it just kept escalating. No idea if a site like 4plebs would have it archived, or if it was posted on some plebbit board for teh fahnee 4chin maymays.