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   Sophie 🎲🧩🏳️‍⚧️ (sophie@dice.camp)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:32:05 JST Sophie 🎲🧩🏳️‍⚧️

   Omfg I just realised something amazing and I genuinely think it can change the world for the better:

   Chuck Norris facts can be told as Keanu Reeves facts.

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     Sophie 🎲🧩🏳️‍⚧️ (sophie@dice.camp)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:32:14 JST Sophie 🎲🧩🏳️‍⚧️

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     (I’m pretty sure the only reason we quit telling those facts was because they were overshadowed by the real fact that the guy was a humongous asshole. AFAIK not even close to a problem with Neo. LFG!)

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:34:37 JST Log 🪵

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     @Sophie Whenever Keanu does have a beard, there is still a chin there and not additional fists. But his chin does hide a garrote, three throwing knives, and a meteor hammer in there.

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:34:37 JST Log 🪵

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     @Sophie Keanu does not kick ungodly amounts of ass. Keanu kicks gluteals, because he is so respectful of the animal rights of donkeys.

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:34:38 JST Log 🪵

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     @Sophie I once met an old roundhouse kick that told me the same story several times in a row about riding Keanu's foot with three other roundhouse kicks at the same time. Highlight of its career.

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     Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:34:38 JST Log 🪵

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     @Sophie Keanu's one inch punch is so powerful that its metric conversion can also break boards.

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     jonathankoren™ (jonathankoren@sfba.social)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:34:45 JST jonathankoren™

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     @Sophie now that Keanu has a beard… 🤔

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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 02:38:29 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @Sophie Neo maybe Keanu Reeves… I feel like every actor at this point is suspicious.
     Would rather say like, Popeyes or Mary Poppins facts.