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   strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:02 JST strangefour

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   Sybil Danning is the tag along illegitimate samurai? I guess.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:03 JST strangefour

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     The ugliest bunch of spaceships this side of Alpha Centauri.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:04 JST strangefour

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     Yes the Space Cowboy has pictures of naked ladies in his bunk. But also he has a dog calendar.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:05 JST strangefour

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     Welcome to Monsterdon Sybil Danning! Your arrival is long over due.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:06 JST strangefour

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     Damn tiny mosquito space ship! Get off my six!
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:08 JST strangefour

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     "Right now your offer looks very attractive to me... A meal and a place to hide."
     That's a baller line. Wait maybe he's the greatest samurai? Shoot I forget half the cast of Seven Samurai. I really need to rewatch it.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:09 JST strangefour

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     Captain SIlvo? King of the space pirates? Another old cowboy actor makes a great entrance. Robert Vaugn is selling the heck out of his character with just his voice and a bored demeanor.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:10 JST strangefour

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     Granted the "gathering the team" parts of Seven Samurai and Magnificent Seven are also kinda aimless. But you got a little bit more character than just cloches in them. This is just all over the place. But I guess a 90 minute run time only gives you so much room. So ya gotta speed run with cliches.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:11 JST strangefour

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     Oh the spaceships and sets and lighting are so good and moody. I love a good cheeey movie made by people who care about the craft.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:12 JST strangefour

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     Oh. Nestor is the greatest swordsman aren't they. They are the best there is at what they are.
     This has proven very lonely. Very dull. We believe you have a phrase for it... Bored to death."
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:13 JST strangefour

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     So which one of these spaceships is the goofy show off with forged samurai lineage and which is the greatest swordsman?
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:14 JST strangefour

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     Oh great. Space slavers.
     This feels like a racist caricature of lizard men.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:15 JST strangefour

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     Galvatron. Is that you?
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:16 JST strangefour

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     Was her ship just jumped by a space rainbow?
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:17 JST strangefour

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     No one should be exited about Custer's Last Stand. Do not smile.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:18 JST strangefour

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     Oh the badguys have a Sun Gun. Brutal.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:19 JST strangefour

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     Oh the space trucker from the southern portion of the galaxy is played by 1/4 of the A-Team. Give this man a cigar and a plan.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:20 JST strangefour

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     On no. Just blow that guy up. He's nothing but trouble. This is like Megaforce all over again.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:21 JST strangefour

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     And so begins a series of picking up uglier and uglier ragtag spaceships.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:22 JST strangefour

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     "Come with me. You know about computers."
     Great pick up lines iiiiiiin spaaaaaace.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:23 JST strangefour

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     HAH! The sliding doors have Darth Vader's asthma.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:24 JST strangefour

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     Umm... Davros why are you showing your cyborg guts when first introduced to someone new? Is this like a handshake to you? Please close your digestive doors.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:25 JST strangefour

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     Enhance... enhance... enhance...
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:26 JST strangefour

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     That is one ugly amazingly detailed space station. Almost reminds me of the ends of colonies in the original Gundam.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:27 JST strangefour

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     Bresticles iiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace~~
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:28 JST strangefour

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     This soundtrack is trying it's hardest to be epic and heroic. Good on you little soundtrack.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:29 JST strangefour

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     "Damn those mutant sons of bitches."
     Language lady. My goodness.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:30 JST strangefour

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     The Pacled are working for Space Napoleon? They are very smart.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:31 JST strangefour

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     Oh I forgot the tit ship was the first one.
     She's magnificently endowed with... weapons.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:32 JST strangefour

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     "How can we hire mercenaries? We don't have money to pay them."
     "Simple. We lie."
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:33 JST strangefour

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     Space Napoleon has promises to keep.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:34 JST strangefour

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     This guy's name is Will. Here he is being fired at.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:36 JST strangefour

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     We are speed running the bandits attacking the little village huh. Time to go looking for several samurai.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:37 JST strangefour

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     "hello there visitors :) "
     " D I E >:[ "
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:38 JST strangefour

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     It's Spaceball 1!
     Wow that is so built out of parts of a bloackade runner, a YT1300, and a Star Destroyer.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:39 JST strangefour

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     Oh right Tubi is more of a pain in the butt for screen capping. I lag more having to rewind.
     See you soon Space Cowboy
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:40 JST strangefour

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     Tubi to the rescue. A cast of dozens of old western actors
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:41 JST strangefour

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     Or maybe not my internet is not loading archive... I should have checked earlier.
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     strangefour (strangefour@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:15:42 JST strangefour

     It's time for THE BATTLE BEYOND THE STAAAAAAAAARS~ Iiiiin Spaaaaaace~~~
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