Jesus fucking Christ hearing non-translators and non-localisation people talk about this is rotting my brain. Of course, none of these people have an accessibility need for closed captions either.
Y'all can fuck off. Enjoy shitty, hallucinating, utterly broken subtitles for the rest of your life as more and more translators go out of business. And it's also clear you fuckers never cared about accessibility in the first place, since this will kill off any quality closed captioning too. All you care about is your own entertainment, not anyone else's.