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   Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 01:13:49 JST Deniz Opal

   If you are on a Mastodon instance where your admins give you updates like "We are migrating to a flobadob caching system away from the whatchamacallit network this will allow us to recalibrate our image compression to thingamajig standards and achieve 0.6% gains on intercontinental latency"

   You can safely ignore them. This is not the warp drive on USS Enterprise, it's a web site. They are just being gigantic dorks. This shit is not that complicated.

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     Nonya Bidniss :CIAverified: (nonya_bidniss@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 01:31:44 JST Nonya Bidniss :CIAverified:

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     @selzero But we have to know when to get out of the Jeffries tubes!