Conversation

Alright. So… something I just heard at work:

Coworker #1: You went to college, right?
Coworker #2: Yeah.
Coworker #1: Ok, well… what’s the most important real world thing you learned?
Coworker #2: Hmm. Not a a lot of stuff that applies here, but I can tell you this. Pierced nipples taste like car keys.

I had nothing to add to that, which is quite rare.