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   Arthur Machen: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the white powder
   Machen: it's about this white powder that turns you into a big blob of goo
   Barker: haha oh man i hate when that happens
   Barker: hahaha- oh
   Barker: oh shit i'm sorry
   Lor Gislason: bloop bloop i'm sitting right here

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     Barker: i think if there's one lesson to be learned here
     Barker: its that, given the chance
     Barker: i would definitely take the white powder that turns you into a goo
     Barker: i think i speak for everyone here

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     King: so he was actually taking vinum sabbati instead? that explains it
     Barker: does it steve? does it explain it?
     King: oh yeah everyone knows that vinum sabbati separates your spiritual higher self from your corporeal sludge
     Barker:
     King: it's like that star trek tng episode
     Barker: what
     Poe: oh yeah, skin of evil
     King: that's the one

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     Koontz: so vinum sabbati turns you into a goo?
     King: that's right
     Koontz: is that what happened to lor
     King: dean! you can't just say that!
     King: it's very rude
     Gislason: bloop bloop yeah no that's what happened

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     Machen: it's just a very queer sort of powder
     Barker: ahahaha he said it!
     Machen: i don't see what's so funny
     Machen: i'm just accurately describing the powder
     King: it's nothing Arthur, just ignore him
     King: finish your story

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     Machen: so they take the white powder and analyze it
     Machen: and it turns out
     Machen: that it was actually not medicine at all
     Machen: they accidentally gave the guy the vinum sabbati that they use for satanic mass
     Machen: it's a real whoopsie doodle

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     Machen: now there's a thing about this white powder that turns you into goo
     Barker: oh yeah? is there?
     Barker: if you could describe the white powder that turns you into goo in a single word
     Barker: what would that word be?
     Machen: hmm well let me think
     Barker: c'mon just say it
     Barker: you know you want to

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     Machen: i guess if i had to describe the white powder that turns you into goo with just a single word
     Barker: oh god he's going to say it
     Machen: i think that word would be
     Barker: here we go
     Machen: queer
     Barker: ah ha ha! he said it!
     Barker: the absolute madman!

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     Machen: so there's this law student who's studying way too hard and he's just exhausted
     Machen: so he gets this white power that's supposed to give him more energy
     Barker: sound familiar steve?
     Stephen King: i don't really like to talk about that

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     Machen: the doctor prescribes this white powder that gives you energy
     Machen: but the chemist messes up
     Machen: and gives him the white powder that turns you into goo

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     King: so instead of getting the white powder that gives you energy he gets the white powder that turns you into goo?
     King: that seems like a pretty major mistake
     Machen: yeah its not ideal