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   Dion Fortune: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the winged bull
   Fortune: its about a woman who falls in with an evil occult society run by this disgusting slug of a man hugo astley
   Aleister Crowley: haha couldn't be me
   Fortune: who also wears a pyramid hat
   Crowley: wait a minute

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     > Fortune: see, the occult isn't about orgies and hashish

     Moore, barging in from the door: You also need acid!

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     Shelley: listen dion just tell me who did this
     Fortune: it's a mystery, it could be any one of my many many enemies
     Shelley: it was Crowley
     Fortune: how do you figure?
     Shelley: it's always Crowley innit

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     Fortune: when investigating a psychic attack, it's important to approach the problem methodically
     Fortune: first eliminate non-psychic possibilities, like, say, low blood sugar
     Fortune: or sick building syndrome
     Shelley: [shivving crowley] too late, i stabbed him

     13 barn owls in a trenchcoat repeated this.
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     Dion Fortune: don't worry everyone
     Fortune: i am highly skilled in the art of psychic self-defense
     Fortune: using the awesome power of my mind, i will defeat this curse
     Shelley: [flipping switchblade] i got a better way to defeat a curse

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     Shelley: look dion you just tell me who did this and i'll get em to lift that curse right quick
     Fortune: you can't just stab away a curse!
     Fortune: you have to use psychic vibrations!
     Shelley: stabbing is way easier
     Shelley: way easier than
     Shelley:
     Shelley: whatever the hell you're doing

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     Fortune: for your information
     Fortune: i wrote the book on psychic self-defense
     Barker: and yet here you are
     Barker: smelling of cat piss
     Fortune:
     Barker: and we're supposed to take you as an authority huh?
     Poe: clive

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     Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
     Shelley: what's UGHHH
     Shelley: the fuck is that unholy stench???
     Dion Fortune: that's me
     Fortune: i was cursed to smell like cat piss
     Shelley: someone open a fucking window, jesus christ
     Shelley: what's wrong with you lot?
     Shelley: just stewing in it, ugh!

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     Dion Fortune: i'm sorry, everyone, it's me
     King:
     Poe:
     Koontz:
     Lovecraft:
     Barker:
     Poe: do you have a cat?
     Fortune: no it's a curse

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     Poe: it's a curse?
     Dion Fortune: yeah i got cursed to smell like cat piss
     Barker: damn that's real rough
     Barker: sounds like maybe you ought to read up on your psychic self-defense
     Poe: clive

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     King: oh jeez!
     King: what's that awful smell?
     Barker: it smells like cat piss!
     King:
     Barker:
     Poe:
     Koontz:
     Lovecraft: why are you all looking at me?

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     Barker: well you do like cats soooo
     Lovecraft: edgar likes cats just as much!
     Barker: yeah but honestly
     Barker: you just seem like a cat piss sort of guy, howard

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     Fortune: see, the occult isn't about orgies and hashish
     Fortune: it's about morals and ethics and carnal forbearance
     Barker: oh my GOD
     Barker: i hate this SO much
     Crowley: hey wait a minute is that hugo Astley guy supposed to be me??

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     Crowley: ooo! so you think i'm real gross do you, dion?
     Crowley: well maybe you'll rethink what gross means
     Crowley: when you smell like cat piss!
     Crowley: I'M THE GREAT BEAST!!! DO WHAT THOU WILT!!

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     Fortune: now hugo Astley's occult society is irresponsible and wanton
     Fortune: not like mine
     Fortune: i like my occult societies to be socially acceptable and on the up and up
     Barker: this sucks
     Poe: clive