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josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:58 JST josh buermann

Lili, Empress of the Mantel, Regent of Temporarily Satisfied Expectations, Queen of the Whole Situation
In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Lily the black and white tuxedo kitty rests, sphinx-like, on the fireplace mantle with her paws curled under her, tail languishing down the side, beneath a painting of the view of San Pablo bay looking north from Oakland, which amounts in this frame to a field of blue waves misting up into white.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:52 JST josh buermann
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  Another snoozy #caturday.
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Buster Kitten, in a gray coat and white shirt and socks and a got milk? moustache dozing on a green afghan with his pink paw pads in the air.
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  Bill repeated this.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:52 JST josh buermann
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  Buster & Bitty encounter a Frost Frog.
  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:53 JST josh buermann
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  #KittensOfMastodon #caturday
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  1. A 10 week old female flamepoint domestic short hair kitten attacking a thumb bumper under the blanket like a tiny Arrakian sandworm.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:53 JST josh buermann
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  Bitty finally grew bored of her own tail and started chasing strings.
  #KittensOfMastodon #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. A 12 week old female flamepoint domestic shorthair kitten chasing a string.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:53 JST josh buermann
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  Boxy Bitty. #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:54 JST josh buermann
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  Happy #Caturday. Meet Buster Kitten and Bitty White.
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Two kittens eating together, one in a gray suit with white cuffs and a fluffy white one with little pale flame points.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:54 JST josh buermann
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  My wife agrees that the smartest thing I've ever done, besides marrying her, was adopt siblings right before this election. Any time I need an instant hit of copium I can just go find out where these two are wrestling. Happy #caturday.
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. A white 8 week old flame point kitten named Bitty White looks down shyly behind her brother, a gray suited cat with white cuffs and shirt named Buster Kitten, as he cautiously scans the horizons of the undiscovered worlds of my desk with his bright blue eyes.
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  2. 8-week old Buster Kitten, looking official in his gray suit and white cuffs, examines the keyboard in front of him, as his sister Bitty White looks worriedly at the camera, as though tears might well up out of her big blue eyes and fall on her downy white fur, as though she might be allergic to the build up of strange giant monkey cruft in the keyboard.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:54 JST josh buermann
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  #caturday #TheEternalStruggleSnuggle
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Bitty White and Buster Kitten wrestling at the outer boundaries of the domains of cuteness.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:54 JST josh buermann
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  The yin and or yang of Bitty and Buster.
  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:55 JST josh buermann
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  szoozy #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Lilly snoozing by the fire
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:55 JST josh buermann
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  Help I am trapped under a dozing cat who is too cute to wake up.
  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Lily the black and white tuxedo kitty lays curled in a twisting pretzel, whiskers up and one paw outstretched.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:55 JST josh buermann
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  Lili camoflaging herself as a nature documentary.
  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. A black and white tuxedo cat striking a noble pose in front of a documentary featuring a shot from the air of a blue whale.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:55 JST josh buermann
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  Otto, grand guardian of the flower garden.
  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:56 JST josh buermann
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  Lily uses her tuxedo coat as protection against unwanted cuddling by camouflaging herself in the shadows of sunlight shining through a windowpane.
  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Lily's white paws and legs lay in the sun while her black body merge with the shadow of the frame.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:56 JST josh buermann
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  #caturday
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  1. Lily the tuxedo cat paws at an android tablet with a cat app on it where little bats flit back and forth. She catches one, which disappears in a flurry of tinier bats, and her pensive reaction inspires my wife to exclaim, "That's so satisfying and not satisfying at all. Welcome to the internet!"
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:56 JST josh buermann
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  I always feel so grateful when I get to hang out with my friend Ginger.
  Happy #caturday.
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Ginger stands astride her reflection on a polished walnut table, tail down, ears up, on a casual prowl. Her white paws and face below an asymmetric coat of banded gray and black stripes, her pale green eyes casting her perfect resting bitch face scornfully at some fake yellow tulips in the foreground, with the green of the Sierra foothills framing the whole scene through picture windows.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:56 JST josh buermann
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  This #caturday I wanted to share a reflection on the existential crisis from one of our wisest cats.
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Hobbes, wearing a red scarf and benign enlightened expression like an orange striped Buddha, explaining, "We're here to devour each other alive."
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:57 JST josh buermann
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  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Lili, a tuxedo cat, sticking her stupid little paws in the air and acting startled that you noticed
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:57 JST josh buermann
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  I'm sorry but I'm dog sitting Osaburger on #caturday.
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. An orange Costa Rican jungle mutt stretching seductively on a couch covered in pillows and blankets.
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:57 JST josh buermann
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  "still lilly listening in mono"
  #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. Lilly sits in a tuxedo beneath a mid-modern lamp casting an orange shadow above its semi-opaque shade Standing atop a speaker that sits atop a table. Next to the speaker sits a small black amplifier glowing orange And a squatting row of tinctures saluting a bowel of hard and ginger candy
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  josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 08:35:57 JST josh buermann
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  A rare sighting of Lily's brother, another of the world's great Ottos. #caturday
  In conversation about 2 months ago permalink
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  1. A fluffy white ghost cat hovering in the liminal space of an open front door.
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